keewee-flavour:

If somebody breaks up with u or hurts you in someway please don’t beat yourself up trying to figure out what you did wrong. Don’t claw your brains out trying to understand where the thing fell apart. Just keep being great. There are always more people to love.

(via lostpedalss)

(Source: vorfreudde, via lostpedalss)

steampanic:

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

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(Source: kul5ara, via lostpedalss)

lindsaylohoean:

when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get itimage

(via lostpedalss)

  • mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
  • me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche

stopthisgirl:

When you’re talking shit about someone then they walk past you

(via lohanthony)

Timestamp: 1411864667

stopthisgirl:

When you’re talking shit about someone then they walk past you

(via lohanthony)

jbm271:

listen-and-observe:

Jon Stewart brought the heat last night.

Go Jon!

(Source: sandandglass)

Timestamp: 1411796217

jbm271:

listen-and-observe:

Jon Stewart brought the heat last night.

Go Jon!

(Source: sandandglass)

(Source: girlism, via date)

Timestamp: 1411796161

(Source: girlism, via date)

qolivier4:

walksl-kerain:

glitterweave:

#college

Reasons I’ve almost died

jungle juice

(Source: firstclassgreeks, via mariijauna)

Timestamp: 1411793460

qolivier4:

walksl-kerain:

glitterweave:

#college

Reasons I’ve almost died

jungle juice

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