If somebody breaks up with u or hurts you in someway please don’t beat yourself up trying to figure out what you did wrong. Don’t claw your brains out trying to understand where the thing fell apart. Just keep being great. There are always more people to love.
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
- mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
- me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche